Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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