What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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