i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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