Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Enjoy the penises
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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