dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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