All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
nutella sex= disaster
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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