I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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