he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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