We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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