i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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