I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Your cock deserves a montage
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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