Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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