I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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