I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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