just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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