Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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