Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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