I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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