on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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