I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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