How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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