Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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