wakey wakey hands off snakey
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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