ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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