If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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