Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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