Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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