Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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