I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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