Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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