One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
