it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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