God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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