yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Pants are for mortals
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
