He told me they were just razor bumps!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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