i would punch a child for taco bell
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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