Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
it was like eating out sand paper
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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