i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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