Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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