normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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