fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
