Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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