Do vagina's smell?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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