You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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