plz talk dirty to me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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