We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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