They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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