you guys were way drunker than both of me
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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