So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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