were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
